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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN - Volume One


TAGS: women understanding volume one
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - February 7, 2014, 5:15 am
I was enjoying the show...
Sho - February 6, 2014, 2:36 am
XD
lgvernon - February 5, 2014, 9:23 pm

Thanks for commenting on this, Steve; I missed it. This problem has been solved.
steve1961 - February 5, 2014, 8:12 pm
Who rants over a 2-3 year old poster? Call me ***ist but when are trolls female? And with a name like whatevergirl, shouldn't she be more like 'whatever?' and less psycho-lizzie-borden?
manos - February 5, 2014, 6:02 pm
what's up little biatch? were you b***hurt? any mature woman would laugh with this...
Swampfox - December 12, 2013, 3:34 pm
...or a tampon?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 12:18 pm
Oh sweety, who hurt you? Can we get you a tissue? Or a midol?
GaryO - December 12, 2013, 8:58 am
Beggin’ strip?
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:52 am
We'll see. :)
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:51 am
Listen here, wench, I think we all agree that you don't wanna be here and we don't want you here. Why don't you go away while the grownups talk? Come back when you grow a sense of humor.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 8:14 am
Lots of people these days, the site has changed a lot. But it's good to see you back, I hope you stick around.
Greeny - December 12, 2013, 5:40 am
Your hair looks nice
whatevergirl - December 12, 2013, 3:57 am
To the two faggots that replied to me and to anyone else who replies to me. I will still be right no matter what you say, You leaving areply (no matter what it says) means you agree with me, You're not worth anything to anyone, And you all need to die.
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 11:23 pm
Who else gets on Motifake and tells people to calm down?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 8:02 pm
Hey you...If that's you. How have you been?
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 6:58 pm
Calm down, yo. It's not that bad
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 6:48 pm
LMAO!
spacedog - December 11, 2013, 5:52 pm
See you in another 28 days.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:45 pm
And don't bother leaving a reply to me, Because I won't bother to read it. I'll still be right and you'll still be wrong. And that's the truth.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:43 pm
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think that because you don't think at all.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm
We're not. Guys are and they always will be, and you just proved that. So, f*** off, get cancer and die (Just like all guys should) I'm right.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm
Which makes them stupid. And doing douchebag **** like this to females, Just proves my point.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:40 pm
Again, You're Retarded. just like every guy.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm
Says the guy who'll never get ***. :P
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think because you don't think at all.
Swampfox - December 4, 2013, 4:57 am
If girls weren't such dingbats ...
rerun - December 3, 2013, 8:04 pm

guys aren't stupid, we just tend to think with the wrong head
whatevergirl - December 2, 2013, 9:17 pm
Only retards think this is funny. It's not our fault that guys are stupid.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 5:36 pm
That's Cliff's Notes...
longnose - May 19, 2011, 8:30 am
LOL!!!!! nice one
steph1 - May 17, 2011, 5:05 am
this looks like the small print edition - the complete set is 36 volumes - good luck


FINALLY - A book about understanding women


TAGS: book of understanding women
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by house

Titanpb - July 3, 2011, 8:40 pm
this has been done http://www.motifake.com/134859
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:03 pm
'making sense' mess up their argument***. d*** English fail
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:02 pm
Don't bother. Women don't let simple things such as 'sense' messing up their argument. They always win
Cyberhagen - June 21, 2011, 1:03 pm
I thought it was the US tax code..
Verdeckt - June 21, 2011, 4:26 am
isn't that just like a woman to point out our short comings.... Stupid evidence :)
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:47 am
so... why do we botter? X_x aaaa!!! I want to understand!!
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:46 am
we won't because they dont want to be understood in the first place =P
steph1 - June 20, 2011, 6:58 am
no matter how many times you guys try (#134859) .....you'll never understand
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 6:42 am
*of
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 2:54 am
That IS the table if contents
Greeny - June 19, 2011, 9:13 pm
...even the table of contents is messed up
Reality Lord - June 19, 2011, 8:36 pm

...and all the pages are blank.


C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.


TAGS: children teenagers standing talking
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Uthon

Uthon - April 17, 2012, 2:48 am
Read it on a magnet.
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:15 pm
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/80831060/ #3


NONCONFORMITY -


TAGS: standin out of a crowd red paper devil
Rating: 4.76/5

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gas - June 25, 2012, 6:03 pm
yep
spacedog - June 25, 2012, 5:56 pm
Amsome poster Commie.


FUNKY CHICKEN - doesn't like to be called a jive turkey!


TAGS: funky chicken jive turkey shaft bird no one understands him but his woman
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

InvaderDaz - July 21, 2011, 2:44 am
LMAO
ICEMAN - February 20, 2011, 9:45 am
Genius
Current Resident - January 30, 2010, 12:52 pm
Ha! Good one. 5L
rerun - January 24, 2010, 9:50 am

love it
BoneCD - January 24, 2010, 8:07 am
Good one Wit!


LIMBO -




MY GOSH YOU'RE RIGHT -


TAGS: dogs understand
Rating: 4.72/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2011, 7:32 pm
please post to digmydog


THE INTERNET - finally making a women's life understandable to men


TAGS: women men understandable
Rating: 4.51/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 27, 2013, 12:35 pm
Fantastic! Very well 5aid. Although, I don't see the attraction to Hendricks. The wife says it has to do with her enormous fake cans, but . . . . her face looks like the Joker.
pzykosiz - February 3, 2011, 2:11 am
an egg beater huh?
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 5:45 pm
Amsome! That is all i can say.


UNLEARN WHAT YOU HAVE LEARNED, YOU MUST -




THATS NOT BEING NICE! THATS JUST PUTTING ON A NICE SWEATER -




SWORN COMMUNITY -


TAGS: stand up
Rating: 4.3/5

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agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 2:15 pm
Strong poster. 5+Ls.
rerun - July 3, 2010, 12:20 pm

Fantastic, I could not have said it better.


GLAMOUR -


TAGS: stand still look stupid poster
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

NickDahlmier - February 13, 2016, 11:30 pm
No... Just playing the adages.
lgvernon - February 11, 2016, 12:46 pm

Are you really suggesting that most smart women have to rely on having a good personality? If you are, I understand completely why women come off as b****y to you.
NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 11:44 am
One of the very-few smart-girls that doesn't need to rely on having a "great personality"!... She was still a bit b**chy, thou.
lgvernon - January 31, 2016, 1:05 am

Happens to me when I'm on my phone. The model for this pinup actually was Hedy Lamarr.
Bandit5906 - January 31, 2016, 12:44 am
One click = 2 replies?
Bandit5906 - January 31, 2016, 12:43 am
Great poster and love the art! 5L
Bandit5906 - January 31, 2016, 12:43 am
Great poster and love the art! 5L
lgvernon - January 30, 2016, 10:36 pm

Can you believe auto check on my tablet did that? It's Mongo. Mongo.
lgvernon - January 30, 2016, 10:34 pm

Mongolia like candy
Greeny - January 30, 2016, 10:11 pm
that's Hedley


MEXICAN STANDOFF -


TAGS: mexican standoff diver shark bet
Rating: 1.75/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

jameswnash - December 13, 2010, 8:52 pm
yupp I agree Face..seen it
Faceplant31 - December 13, 2010, 12:37 pm
d***itt this is a copy and paste from another site as well.


CEREAL KILLERS -


TAGS: this one goes out to all you spelling nazis out there that don t understand a good joke when they read one
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

MO - October 10, 2009, 11:28 pm
Me? I like the sticky puns.....mmmmmm
Claire - October 10, 2009, 11:01 pm
I love the puns. 5
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 10:16 pm
thanks guys...it's beer time!
Chopperliscious - June 5, 2009, 10:02 pm
Nice play on words and concepts. 5.
agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 9:57 pm
This is a great work of original motifake art, boosted by it's simplicity.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 9:51 pm
Mucho thanks moooooooooooooooooooooo
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2009, 8:11 pm
I thought it was pretty good.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 6:56 pm
Don't expect everyone to get it...sorry you feel that way
D00D - June 5, 2009, 6:40 pm
extreme fail


I REALLY CAN'T UNDERSTAND - Why everyone keeps calling me a troll ...


TAGS: cant understand calling me troll
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Budog

falloutghoul - July 29, 2012, 6:55 pm
Don't let Hammy catch you with a goat near here.


TACTICAL ADVANTAGE -


TAGS: von clausewitz notwithstanding
Rating: 3.04/5

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agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 9:50 am
(2/5) - 4 votes. Yet another gem!


SCOTT NORWOOD - His political stance is wide right




ANYONE WHO IS STUPID STAND UP ! - "So Why Do You Think You Are Stupid ?" "I Don't, I Just Hate To See You Standing Up There Alone..."




UNDERSTANDING EACH OTHER - Did you say "Go" or "Whoa"? Sorry. My bad.




I JUST FEEL SILLY -


TAGS: reverse cowgirl misunderstanding
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Derek - January 8, 2010, 10:47 pm
Just keep gyrating there, and he'll make things exciting soon enough


PRIDE -


TAGS: there comes a time when you have to stand up and shout
Rating: 4.93/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 30, 2014, 11:07 pm
That squirrel is an illegal alien, an invasive species. OUR squirrels are grey!
GreyScorpion - October 13, 2010, 9:59 pm
I'm just a squirrel, trying to get a nut here. 5L
spacedog - October 13, 2010, 9:52 pm
Stand tall and lead that parade Rerun......5L.


ONE NIGHT STAND - Yes there is, but don't forget about the lamp


TAGS: one night stand lamp
Rating: 3.74/5

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holymoly - January 13, 2012, 7:20 pm
Point taken.. Clever


COMMUNICATION - Nothing is so simple that it cannot be misunderstood




LONELINESS - Behind my smile is everything you’ll never understand.




CHESS - “Life is a kind of chess, with struggle, competition, good and ill events” (Benjamin Franklin)


TAGS: last man standing chess
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by Makriev

Derek - March 10, 2010, 6:01 am
Natural evening of the stakes. That's the spirit!


THE INTERNET - we can finally understand it




WAITING FOR SOMEONE YOU LOVE IS LIKE - Standing in the cold, time is slow and you start to go numb, but as soon as you are wrapped in warmth, the past is forgotten and you can't fathom a better feeling.


TAGS: standing in the cold waiting
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

HallieMarie - September 23, 2012, 3:17 pm
Lol, look at some of my earlier ones. I came here following a divorce but I met actually ended up meeting someone online, actually he brought me here to help make it my outlet. :)
steve1961 - September 23, 2012, 1:34 pm
No disrespect intended...quite the opposite in fact :) I was just going by the forum post which said Moti seedling with 6 posts. Just a question...for someone who has been around for so long-how come she's not a hate-filled and bitter specimen like me?
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 11:33 am
Thus the profundity. It’s good to be so in touch with yerself. Cheers
HallieMarie - September 23, 2012, 11:23 am
@Gary.. I've been waiting for someone I love. 39 more days...
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 10:32 am
Hallie, where ya been? 5L
M0rd3kaI - September 23, 2012, 8:12 am
Stevie-kins... She's been around here longer than you have... not a first timer by a long sh**... just sayin'... 5L Hallie
rerun - September 23, 2012, 1:37 am

Yrs, please post to twist, excellent
steve1961 - September 23, 2012, 1:12 am
Well done for a first timer. You may want to submit to Motitwist because you're apt to melt my ice-encrusted heart with such warmy-warmy posters...and I have an allergic reaction to pleasantries...it makes me want to hurt penguins...5L though...good job.


HIGH SCHOOL AND COLLEGE A DISTANT SECOND -


TAGS: friendship stand by me sking
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

MashiMashi - August 27, 2012, 9:38 pm
We discoverd girls and were at each others throat
conundrum - August 24, 2012, 5:55 pm
As you did... I should be a bit more observant...
Airman - August 24, 2012, 11:31 am
I watched the movie this weekend, and I love that quote. That's why I put Stand By Me and SKing in the tags.
conundrum - August 23, 2012, 11:16 pm
sounds like the last line in "Stand By Me" the movie or "The Body" a short story written by Steve King.... good story


SHELTER -


TAGS: stand in the rain crankyhead
Rating: 4.77/5

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Neener - October 25, 2010, 9:53 pm
Deep! 5 shrooms


The Double Standard -


TAGS: double standard complain lock key
Rating: 4.7/5

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5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 3:01 pm
I have been without a comp for over a year. I missed my 2% crew. 5L then
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2013, 7:34 am
I believe this was made with the new poster creator. The Format has changed for the better. Welcome back my friend.
5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 3:02 am
I just got back here. I won't vote until I see what the standards are for "motifake format" MODS, can you help a brotha out? Otherwise, it kicks a**.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2013, 5:49 am
Good illu5tration.


PMS - Just because I'm bitchy, doesn't mean you're not irritating!




BREAKFAST MENU - todays options are Leftovers or Bacon Maybe the bacon smell will wake her up so she leaves.


TAGS: one night stand
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by Bovee

Me_ - April 7, 2010, 3:30 pm
Always go to her place, so you can leave before she wakes up.


REACH AN UNDERSTANDING -


TAGS: desert ocean moon reach understand
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Rick69

mariand - March 24, 2013, 8:37 pm
mistakes shows that you're human...;)
Rick69 - March 24, 2013, 7:40 am
Cheers... You folks are quite forgiving... I messed up with the black line on bottom-left & the soft edges of the last ph**o... And yet here I am doing the rain dance around my living room...
MissPriss - March 24, 2013, 2:16 am
Another stellar 5L poster Slick!
SLOHAND62 - March 23, 2013, 10:33 pm
5 cheers Very good. Thanks for sharing
spacedog - March 23, 2013, 9:08 pm
Set foot on the moon? No wonder we can't come to an understanding. I kid. The moon is lovely. It's right outside my window. 5L


CONFUSION -


TAGS: understand identity
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Sho

gas - September 8, 2012, 8:19 pm
yeah Sho.. I did well passing it to you.. clearly fav'd
Sho - September 8, 2012, 7:37 pm
A thank you goes to gas for sharing another epic picture. Took a while. Still not 100% satisfied but meh


She is... -




NO NO NO -


TAGS: nuns misunderstanding rappelling repelling
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Derek - February 12, 2010, 3:28 pm
Evil nuns?


MEXICAN RESTAURANTS - They're finally understanding our needs




CONFORMITY -


TAGS: new spin on calling someone outstanding
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by Sean

LogicDude - June 16, 2009, 8:35 am
Where's the bite mark on his b***?
MO - June 15, 2009, 5:39 pm
The dork stork!!
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 5:37 pm
Usually the stork brings a baby. FTA....
MO - June 15, 2009, 5:36 pm
Sean, did you make this with FTA in mind? 'cause it fits...


REJECTION -


TAGS: alternate interpretation understanding confusion unemployment
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

maoworks2 - October 18, 2014, 5:28 pm
I Like It, I Like It, Mao's Back ?
GaryO - October 18, 2014, 11:04 am
It’s gonna be REAL popular for Halloween this year. Thank you Ebola.
rerun - October 18, 2014, 9:53 am

and you wonder why the "naughty nurse" costume is so popular.
lgvernon - October 17, 2014, 11:40 pm

Prissy, the fact that our minds seem to run down the same crooked paths is proof that God was right when he planted you in Canada and me way down here. Otherwise, there wouldn't be enough bail money. Not nearly enough.
lgvernon - October 17, 2014, 11:38 pm

Thank you, Sir Dog.
spacedog - October 17, 2014, 11:17 pm
Nice
MissPriss - October 17, 2014, 11:08 pm
Candy Strippers...er...stripers go figure!


stand alone -




MODERATE (GOOD DAYS - BAD DAYS) -


TAGS: mod we do understand morons
Rating: 4.79/5

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Sho - April 8, 2011, 4:24 pm
Lol I can see one of mine got approved there
the1stCOMMI3 - April 5, 2011, 1:54 pm
I love it when someone makes fun of dictionary definitions. 5L
CaptainBaked - April 5, 2011, 7:12 am
Nice... I like this one, it goes both ways :)


WTF -


TAGS: men women misunderstanding fridge note
Rating: 4.7/5

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mariand - November 27, 2014, 7:09 pm
ah women...they always have to ruin something...and we have to fix it... and when everything's fine, they ruin their husband.;)
mizzdizz - November 27, 2014, 2:19 pm
Men! Gotta S-P-E-L-L it out for them and use very small simple words so they can understand otherwise 'no comprende senora!' 5 laughing lionesses!
Oldsod - November 27, 2014, 6:55 am
He'll figger it out about dinner time. Riotou5!


ELECTRON -




UTILITY - This should keep me from rolling out of the bed again.




BETTER STAND BACK - This Ain't Gonna Be Pretty !!




read my lips -


TAGS: husbands wives unbderstanding unspoken marriage
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 6, 2013, 12:58 pm
Don't forget to take a roll of TP, might be a long stay. Thanks, glad you're enjoying them. Can't see this streak lasting too long though.
MissPriss - November 6, 2013, 12:57 pm
Silvie! You forget to turn her volume back on after the World Series coverage.
GaryO - November 6, 2013, 6:59 am
Oh, I understood alright…….and that too was wrong.….I’ll be in the woods (Missy, this is s-o-o-o-o-o damm good)
Silverheart - November 6, 2013, 2:21 am

I find it hard to believe there are words the wife is NOT saying... as she is never NOT speaking.
MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 11:25 pm
Completely agree!
lgvernon - November 5, 2013, 10:41 pm

I'm fond of cast iron, myself. Those flimsy plastic handles can be problematic.


Integrity -


TAGS: stand alone times change beliefs
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 16, 2014, 1:45 pm
"To die for an idea is unquestionably noble. But how much nobler it would be if men died for ideas that were true!" –H. L. Mencken


Ain't That Cute? -


TAGS: shirley temple too cute twisted words misunderstanding little gi
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

GaryO - August 2, 2013, 8:39 am
Oh it’s due alright, just can’t seem to squeeze it thru these fifty shades of grey matter.
PapaFox - August 2, 2013, 7:42 am
A child's ability to embarrass their parent is one of life's great pleasures. :-)
MissPriss - August 2, 2013, 1:47 am
Sounds like another book is due? Thanks for the comment Mr.Gary
GaryO - August 1, 2013, 8:02 pm
Too many memories, Miss P, too many.
MissPriss - August 1, 2013, 7:56 pm
What...being haunted for life or finding out the truth about your dad? Hey Papa, haven't chitchatted in a while. Thanks for the comment!
PapaFox - August 1, 2013, 7:48 pm
Oh I can SO relate! :-D


STOICISM -




DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: fishing and standing on shore
Rating: 4.79/5

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falloutghoul - January 2, 2012, 12:04 pm
What wreck is this?


BROUGHT TO YOU BY SOME DEAD GUY -


TAGS: daylight saving time calendar standard
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - March 12, 2013, 10:42 pm
Sometimes ya see a melon and ya just wanna pee on it….
Greeny - March 12, 2013, 7:21 pm
Wagging tails & b*** sniffin at its finest!
spacedog - March 12, 2013, 5:48 pm
Okay, I've filled a few white trash bags in my youth. I'm guessing it hasn't changed much. ;)
GaryO - March 12, 2013, 10:42 am
Naw, it’s where we pick up roadside litter and wh***s...see ya on the corner
spacedog - March 11, 2013, 7:31 pm
(ppssst...whutzis community swervisiss? Spraying fire hydrants and sniffink beer cans?)
GaryO - March 11, 2013, 7:02 pm
Hizzhonor: ‘Too bad for you, Mr Dog, you are guilty by a**ociation, and Mr O named names’……………
spacedog - March 11, 2013, 5:48 pm
Seriously, yer Honor, I was juss mining my own bizznizz. I didnt do nuthin. XD
Greeny - March 11, 2013, 5:53 am
Probation and *sips vodka* Community Service!
GaryO - March 10, 2013, 10:07 pm
So few posters, so many names…………’space’ ‘Greeny’…what are the chances I’d type one of your names correctly from the attic row…and that, yer honor, is what happened
Greeny - March 10, 2013, 9:27 pm
Geez... thanks, Kai
GaryO - March 10, 2013, 4:26 pm
Ah, Dali savings time…..only he could depict it so well…oh, and you too, space. (Geez, dawg, when you roll, you rock) 5L


SAFETY IN NUMBERS -


TAGS: safety independence neener stands alone
Rating: 4.12/5

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Neener - October 27, 2010, 6:48 pm
A BIG thanks to Cranky on this for helping me put a coherent thought together.
spacedog - October 27, 2010, 6:47 pm
I like it Neener.


SATISFACTION - Girls like 'em well hung But the ability to stand long and strong matters equally....




LOVE - Something that mankind will never fully understand.




UNDERDEAD -


TAGS: overkill zombies and s****** flesh wounds notwithstanding
Rating: 3.12/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - July 11, 2009, 9:15 pm
A sensitive subject that few ever address.


PHARMACEUTICALS -




DOUBLE STANDARDS - Yeah, I've got them. But I'm Bi-polar, what's your excuse?




ISLAM - It doesn't have a leg to stand on




WHAT YOU JUST SAID - My understanding of it has not been enhanced. Do not repeat, either explain or STOP THE MADNESS!!




DOUBLE FAIL - Those are his knees, dumbass.


TAGS: some douche fag not understanding the human body
Rating: 1.27/5

More motifakes by JP

S.lo - July 16, 2008, 1:49 pm
you are an idiot because you are an idiot, get it? naah , me neither


MOCKERY -




DOWN UNDER -


TAGS: australiana calender understanding
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Greeny

house - September 14, 2011, 12:13 am
hey, some aussies. 'owth'bludyhell aryamates > orrite ? didyabringabongalong
caveman - September 13, 2011, 8:55 am
(Don't worry V) (we know what you mean)
mariand - September 13, 2011, 7:26 am
LOL...are you 5ure?
Verdeckt - September 13, 2011, 5:35 am
Aww fercryinoutloud.. Whadderyamean?


WHEN TIMMIES DEMONSTRATE - there's not really much need for crowd control measures


TAGS: taking a stand for whatever
Rating: 4.43/5

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LinkFox101113 - February 10, 2010, 1:58 am
These are my heroes...
rerun - February 9, 2010, 8:33 pm

at least they are not here
Derek - February 9, 2010, 8:16 pm
Just last week these were Motifakers. How times change...


IN LIFE -


TAGS: standing out
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

spacedog - February 2, 2010, 9:12 pm
Excellent poster Face, 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - February 2, 2010, 8:08 pm
very nice 5L


BEAUTY -


TAGS: guess who poster i d do her before and after notthat i m a standard beauty is in the eye of the beholder hammy eye of the beholder
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2010, 11:58 am
Agreed! We've had enough fake women .....
mikieelmo - November 6, 2010, 11:49 am
she is h** with our without makeup
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 10:50 pm
haters going to hait=2imit=235
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:22 pm
Wise Man To Quote such A Wise Man. ( and I know...It still Bugs Me though..)
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 9:17 pm
~mark twain, and they are out there. care about the comments from the regs not the votes.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:01 pm
That is One Deep Trap :D And Someone Just Bombed My a** :
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 8:58 pm
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:40 pm
I'm Sure You can hehe
GreyScorpion - November 5, 2010, 8:39 pm
more like in the hand of the Beerholder..I can drink 'em pretty...
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:38 pm
You Like em Natural Eh :D (f***ed Up Tags FTW !)
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 8:33 pm
I'd take the one on the right.


INTERNET EXPLORER - If this is the "standard" of the internet, I'd hate to see inferiority.




LEADERSHIP -




Wimin -




Good In Bed -


TAGS: men good bed misunderstand sleep
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 17, 2014, 2:05 am
3 in the bed and the little one said move over, move over. So they all rolled over and Missy fell out and missed out on all the fun!
GaryO - June 16, 2014, 8:36 am
Prissy be rollin’. Watch Prissy roll. Roll Prissy roll.


Life -




No use going there -


TAGS: they just do not understand
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - June 12, 2014, 5:30 am
Truth - 5 regrets


stand offs -


TAGS: stand off
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 8, 2014, 9:36 pm
Is the one on the right a woman, or a guy with very feminine features?
MashiMashi - October 14, 2013, 10:12 am
Such an awesome movie
Greeny - October 14, 2013, 5:04 am
Might not want to mention any of this on future Job Résumés
Greeny - October 14, 2013, 5:04 am
Might not want to mention any of this on future Job Résumés
chickenlittle - October 14, 2013, 12:15 am
Haha, thanks for the input GaryO and Emilio! I'm learning so much on this website! :)
EmilioDumphque - October 13, 2013, 8:30 pm
But there's five urinals there! No prob! Take opposite ends, and there's even room for a late arrival in the center, and nobody has to be "neighbors".
GaryO - October 13, 2013, 11:34 am
Now, if there’s a full house, we get a bit uneasy, standing there, making sure we don’t get caught absent mindedly staring at ‘things’.
GaryO - October 13, 2013, 11:33 am
Well, CL, going to the men’s room is not deemed as a social event. The only protocol is ‘go’, shake it no more than three times, pretend to wash yer hands, leave.
chickenlittle - October 13, 2013, 10:31 am
I'm not a guy so I don't know if this ever really happens, just imagining how the testosterone might take over in this room :)


stand offs -




framed -




COURTHOUSE COUGAR -


TAGS: jurisprudence a deeper understanding of the law
Rating: 4.56/5

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Faceplant31 - June 1, 2010, 11:57 am
Nice!
rerun - May 29, 2010, 9:49 pm

love those legs


SORRY DEAR -


TAGS: cubby high bar standards itty bitty
Rating: 4.56/5

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Cubbybear - October 25, 2010, 9:16 pm
Hey...as long as she has all her teeth and doesn't smell like onions...why not
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 25, 2010, 11:37 am
+paper bag+alcohol+last call....I guess I'd hit it too.
Cubbybear - October 25, 2010, 10:32 am
I'd still hit it though...5/5


LIVE AND LEARN -


TAGS: vintage pinup creditcard misunderstanding humor
Rating: 4.55/5

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lgvernon - June 17, 2013, 9:46 pm

LOL~~thanks, Bone!~
BoneCD - June 17, 2013, 9:33 pm
Ahhhh...if only my wife knew...5L


WHEN IN DOUBT -




YOUR CHARIOT -


TAGS: long list of standard features maserati
Rating: 4.25/5

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AdmiralAckbar - October 31, 2010, 10:11 pm
b***er face or not mooo if she is actually about to do what we think she is I would be rofl the whole time and then post it on the internet.
Derek - October 30, 2010, 4:28 am
Rather unfriendly divider though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2010, 1:50 am
I call b***erface and shenanigans. But I like the car.
AdmiralAckbar - October 30, 2010, 1:38 am
So you going to throw her in the back seat so you can sit up front. I call backseat with a video camera. This is going to be a good show.
GreyScorpion - October 30, 2010, 1:28 am
I call stick shift!!, ..no wait, that didn't sound right...I call potatoe!
agdaniele - October 30, 2010, 1:25 am
I call sh**gun!


MOTIFAKE MODERATOR BADGE -


TAGS: moderators standards cops
Rating: 4.23/5

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GreyScorpion - September 3, 2010, 9:11 am
I'm sorry Icono, but it's those d*** doughnuts they keep sending me! mmmm, blueberry doughnuts....omnomnom.
Iconoclast - September 3, 2010, 7:24 am
While we may not always appreciate the work of the Mods, the observance of basic rules is an essential for any community, lest it dissolve in anarchy. Thanks for your efforts, even when mystifying to the rest of us.
agdaniele - September 3, 2010, 1:26 am
Touche - 5


HOO BOY!! - I just swam in from Sheboygan and man are my fins tired!! Take my wife! Please...


TAGS: rodney dangerfield crab classic standup comedy
Rating: 4.13/5

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MO - March 12, 2010, 9:29 pm
That you're crabby? Don't hate me Sean. I at least threw Rodney in instead of Henny ... That's something right?
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 9:27 pm
You are. You should be. And, LOL!
Sean - March 12, 2010, 9:26 pm
Likening Henny Youngman to a parasite that eats and then replaces the tongue of a fish ... how the hell did MO get here before me? I know, I know, I'm an arrogant prick for saying this out loud, but I can't be the only one thinking it.
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 9:18 pm
Ahhhhh... Maria... Revolution Blvd, Tijuana. I know her well.


IT'S OKAY FOR A WOMAN TO HIT A MAN. - I'll be a gentleman and let her get the first swing before I let her find out the hard way that I'm a level three in Krav Maga.


TAGS: double standard krav maga
Rating: 4/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - September 20, 2015, 8:04 pm
I just wanted to show that women can be strong as men. Good piont though.
nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:22 pm
She's not being threatening though. She looks like a nice lady. She just wants to look good and or be healthy and or adhere to her own standard of beauty. You should use a picture of one of those mean spirited feminazi protestors instead.


Comprehensive Eye Exam -




Last Man Standing -




YA MIGHT BE A REDNECK... -


TAGS: misunderstanding cultures
Rating: 3.88/5

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MissPriss - March 2, 2013, 5:56 pm
Then you will fully understand PMS!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 2, 2013, 10:08 am
I don't worry about my suffering if and when I quit.......I worry about the suffering I'll inflict on others.
rerun - March 2, 2013, 9:25 am

I quit cold turkey when my ciggs stared to explode. It was more stressful to smoke than not
Rudedog - March 1, 2013, 10:45 pm
My recurring dorsal truncal psoriasis continues to give me unrelenting redneck.
MissPriss - March 1, 2013, 9:03 pm
I quit cold turkey about 2 weeks ago but already allowing myself 3 a day...bad Missy :( Thanks for stopping by Papa, always enjoy your company!
PapaFox - March 1, 2013, 5:58 pm
Hits too close to home. *blush*


STANDING OUT. - It promotes a personality. It also makes you look like a douche bag of epic proportions.


TAGS: standing out
Rating: 3.87/5

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GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:10 pm
Huh? he did not ask for pics of your, your, coming out ball did he?
TheTrashHeap - March 7, 2010, 8:51 pm
You want pictures of my what?!!
Anything - March 7, 2010, 8:47 pm
perfect ! 5l where can i get more of the balls pic btw ?


ACCUSATION -


TAGS: alibis notwithstanding
Rating: 3.5/5

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Derek - November 23, 2009, 4:20 am
That pair requires that you have no toes :}(
Haarakkon - November 23, 2009, 1:40 am
Yeah. Whatever.
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 12:06 am
Even though they were found under your bed, too?


TAKE IT FROM ME -


TAGS: timmie s just don t understand
Rating: 3.12/5

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pitbull77 - December 16, 2010, 9:13 pm
isnt that the idiot who did that on a true or false test?
frixxxx - December 14, 2010, 1:40 pm
Michael needs to change his name to Timmah!


PEACOCKS - Now in standard and emo versions


TAGS: pea**** emo standard hair rainbow retard b****
Rating: 2.72/5

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Mr.danger260 - September 21, 2009, 9:40 pm
Zeich Heil,Grammar!
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 12:39 pm
o look at that, I missed spelled wrong, you gona jump on that too? I see you also go by grammar-nazi, looking to add spelling?
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 12:37 pm
hey knowitall why dont you come to canada so i can kick you in the head a few times. whats wron with what shes doing? she looks h**
knowitall - August 18, 2009, 12:23 pm
i love to rip that goofy a** black thing out of her lip and kick her in the head a few times.
Pirate? - July 18, 2009, 9:47 pm
Yes, Yes You Are Pathetic.
Sneaker - July 18, 2009, 8:13 pm
but either way ... even with that epic groseness biodeath displayed bottom line ... she's effin hawt ... i wish i knew girls like that all i know r fat chicks ... and 2 hawt ones ... but they're not my style .. .yes i'm pathetic saying this on the net lol
Phage - May 30, 2009, 8:45 am
She is pretty cute...I dig the hair.
Milky - February 25, 2009, 6:48 pm
Epic f***ing h**ness
Biodeath - February 8, 2009, 12:34 am
Dude, what about my best work yet, 2 girls one finger? 2 kids one sandbox was a good one. MMM, MMM b****. ****, rule 35 m**********rs
LogicDude - February 7, 2009, 1:14 pm
Maybe that IS biodeath in 1man1jar...now it all makes sense!
HtD - February 7, 2009, 2:03 am
I think biodeath is the reason why things like 2G1C and 1man1jar have been created.
biodeath - February 7, 2009, 12:03 am
I wanna f*** her in the a** while Porcelina sits on her face with massive diarrhea, and then I would vomit in Porcelinas mouth and when she s******s, I cum.
Porcelina - January 7, 2009, 7:27 pm
Bi
HtD - January 7, 2009, 2:56 pm
So, is this considered b*********?
barry forton - January 7, 2009, 2:52 pm
Porcelina are you a lesbian?
Lloyd - December 5, 2008, 12:01 am
Camera wh***... instant turn-off.
Porcelina - November 25, 2008, 5:23 pm
emo as hell.. but I would do her.. oh god would I...
Cubbybear - November 25, 2008, 12:17 pm
She looks like a screamer
Suh-weet - November 25, 2008, 11:53 am
She's beautiful.


FANS -




SECOND CHANCE -


TAGS: cod4 cod5 last stand second chance
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by Limeman

Ex3 - June 7, 2009, 4:36 am
@fatty Its a COD4-5 joke
Truuk - May 30, 2009, 8:19 pm
France during the Second World War, it wasn't safe!
Fatty - January 19, 2009, 1:11 pm
Is that like, come and put you in a safe? Or maybe come and put the safety on your gun? I don't get it?


BEST ARE THOSE WHO ARE WITH THE AVERAGE -




BIZARRO WORLD -




UNDERSTANDING -


TAGS: understanding right now i get it eskimos otterpops australia oregon
Rating: 2.1/5

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Derek - February 21, 2010, 12:04 am
Probably does represent some people's understanding of the World - heaven help them


U.N. TROOPS - Will ensure stand-off in the next U.S. civil war. Which will start 3 to 6 months after GWB triggers NSPD-51


TAGS: nspd51 un troops civil war standoff
Rating: 1.96/5

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Bah - June 30, 2009, 11:38 am
Gotta love the conspiracy theory nuts. Bush signs a doctrine that DISTRIBUTES authority in an emergency, and they somehow turn that into "Bush is trying to take over the world!" :D
Sean - June 8, 2009, 11:26 pm
Those jaded Belgians ... sure they'll spot ya some "free" health care, 'n such, but there'll be a dose of 'tude tucked in it, for good measure. you dig? And you won't find it till you're nearly all bandaged up good and ready to leave.
agdaniele - June 8, 2009, 11:20 pm
Nothing settles a conflict like sending a couple dozen jaded Belgians. When was this supposed to happen?
Gort - June 8, 2009, 11:09 pm
Yeah right. The UN couldn't find it's a** with both hands.


CONSPIRACY 3151511 -


TAGS: dane cook repel women stand up comic
Rating: 0/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 8, 2014, 9:45 pm
There's the raunchy jokes, and the raunchy jokes that he keeps taking further and further even though, in my opinion, that moment has passed a long time ago. And THAT gets old even faster. So totally agree with you 110%
CloudchaserS - February 8, 2014, 5:36 am
Can't stand to watch him. Keeps tossing out one bad word after another just for shock value. That gets old real fast.


I Was Offered Sex Today -


TAGS: morals standards integrity character work
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - April 3, 2015, 5:22 pm

I like Scrubbing Bubbles Mega Shower Foamer, it penetrates to dissolve and remove soap scum. (in ca5e she has a sister)
Reality Lord - April 3, 2015, 11:41 am

well played my friend, well played


defiled -




Double Standards -


TAGS: double standards women men
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 27, 2015, 11:08 pm
Simply 'cuz when you guys leave the seat up it does not automatically upgrade the toilet to a bidet...teehee
Swampfox - March 27, 2015, 5:08 pm
Why aren't they grateful we raised the seat?
TheSanityInspector - March 27, 2015, 4:46 pm
Hear, hear!


i care this much -




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